Dikes Supermarket, Stalbridge - Indoor Six-A-Side Dorset Cricket League

Division One 2002 - Week 1 (22nd November 2002)

Abbotsbury 150-2 (2 points) beat Portland Red Triangle B 128 (0 points)
Portland Red Triangle A 45 (0 points) lost to Dorchester 48-1 (2 points)
 

After an absence of many years (actual time unknown by the author) Portland Red Triangle were back in the big-time, yes that's right, Weymouth's Indoor Cricket League. Not many clubs could have prepared themselves for the impact that the islanders made in the first week of the competition, as both teams sent out by player-manager Richard Stewkesbury were comprehensively beaten. An embarrassment is too strong a word to describe what happened at Redlands on Friday night, but a farce would easily suffice, but we'll get on to the "A" team's performance in due course.

First up were "Stewkes' Babes", a side hewn in their leader's image, as his 6 consisted of (in no particular order) Bill Gates, Mark Nott (taking the gloves), Sam Polley, Scott Males, Luke Heritage and his good self. The opponents were Abbotsbury, a rag-tag team led by their inspirational veteran and master of the pull shot/heave to cow corner, Colin Grindle. Batting first, Abbotsbury were under immediate pressure as Scott Males made good use of his reduced run-up, taking a wicket with his second delivery as Heritage took a sharp catch in the corner and then restricted the batsmen to the odd single off the side wall. Looking to keep the pressure on, the skip took the ball for the second over, and allowed the score to progress steadily as Abbotsbury found his bowling style very accommodating to drive straight at the back wall for 6.

Males was given another over in which he once again conceded few runs and caused the batsmen no end of problems, before his remaining over was saved for the end of the innings. The captain withdrew himself from the attack after his second over, complaining of a recurring shoulder injury, as the opposition moved swiftly towards their half-century. Gates and Polley took over the bowling duties and fared well, with Sam having the better of it as he picked up a wicket, luring the batsman into smashing a shot into the ceiling. 3 Abbotsbury batsmen had the luxury of retiring after amassing 25 runs and returning to the fray, as they went onto to post a formidable target of 150 for the loss of two wickets.

Undeterred by this, the Ginger Biscuit kept to his game plan and sent in Scott Males and the Reverend Gates to open the innings. It was Gates who fell first, as he was sucked into hitting a long hop into the Gods and was on his way. Nott came to the crease and played and missed at a succession of balls before finally succumbing to the pressure. Scott was playing the role of grafter, epitomised by Triangle's very own D. Jones (and to a lesser extent, West Indies' Jimmy Adams). As he kept Triangle's score ticking along, finding the gaps along the side walls, he picked off singles as he pleased, but due to the lack of running form his batting partners, was unable to convert any of these hits into fives. In next to partner young Males was the captain himself, who looked to be the catalyst the side needed for the run chase, as his no-holds-barred, all-out attack policy, and his eagerness to run on every delivery. Alas this proved his undoing, as his lack of basic pace led to an easy run out for Grindle.

Sam Polley was next up and with Males formed a useful partnership, though never really threatening the winning target, gave the score some respectability, benefiting from some loose bowling extras and sensible running between the wickets, before Polley drove straight at Grindle who took a regulation catch at the back wall. Luke Heritage was promoted from his usual no.11 slot to no.6 in the indoor format, but his mission to remain not out at the end of play stayed the same and proved to be easy meat for Abbotsbury, leaving Scott to carry Triangle in a last man stand. The innings ended with Scott hitting a six in the final over as he finished with 26*, but the side trailed in 22 runs adrift.

The A-team entered the arena to play Dorchester, led by the inspirational first team skipper, John F. Ryan followed by Dave Blackman (wk), Jan Davey, Bill Trevett, late call-up D. Jones and playing his second successive game of the evening, Richard Stewkesbury. Batting first, Ryan selected Davey and Trevett to get the runs on the board quickly, but this plan was shelved when a tempting delivery saw Jan hit the roof with some force. H.M.'s Prison Forces very own Dave Blackman was in at no.3 and succeeded in slowing the scoring rate seemingly unwilling to attack Dorset's Sean Walbridge. Dave was out soon afterwards as he became yet another victim of the ceiling, hitting out in frustration and bringing in Portland's skip.

Never looking settled in his role as batsman, JR looked to have calmed his early nerves by getting off the mark with a neat flick and run to add some much needed runs to the scorecard. This proved to be the calm before the storm as Triangle's captain was next seen wandering out of his crease for an easy stumping, and then later protesting when he wrongly believed that you couldn't be out in that manner in the indoor game. Jones was then brought to the middle and was soon partnering team manager, Richard Stewkesbury, after Trevett hit the ceiling departing on what was to be the top score of just 10 runs (all in singles).

Jones and Stewkesbury took the Dorchester bowlers to task with some neat forward defensives from the website's very own Journalist, and some lusty-looking flails from "The Duke". All this was in vain as Stewkes was run out after being sent back by his partner when he called for a suicide single. Jones was left with the task of the last-man stand and was as likely to surrender his wicket as he was to score any runs. It was his runner (R. Stewkesbury) who called for another single as Jones drove a ball towards the back wall, but was sent back again as the big man stood his ground, leaving Dorchester to retire the side with another easy run out, as Triangle finished on a woeful 45.

John Ryan led his side out to defend a very meager target, hoping that the cricketing gods may look favourably on this forlorn team. Opening up with TV's own regional dolphin expert, Jan Davey, who for some reason thought this situation was the ideal time for him to bowl a bit of fiery medium pace. After the first wide delivery had been retrieved, Dorchester set about Jan's bowling as on more than one occasion the usually rock-solid fielding hull of John Ryan was breached, notching up easy runs for the opposition. Taking the next over himself, and bowling a more accurate line than Davey, Dorchester found other outlets for easy runs in the forms of Stewkesbury and Jones, both fielding in close, supposedly for their lightning quick reflexes and reputations as run out merchants.

The score ticked along merrily as fumbles by the men on the side walls, coupled with their overthrows, gifted the opposition runs. Sanctuary came when Dorchester's Neil Paul was dismissed after hitting a light fitting, though he argued (wrongly) that wasn't the ceiling but in fact attached to it, therefore he should be allowed to continue. Thankfully no one else agreed with this crackpot suggestion, and his own captain told him to walk. Sensing the opposition approaching the victory target, Ryan ushered his fielders to crowd the crease, hoping to panic the new batsman into surrendering his wicket, but this backfired on the skip, as Dorchester piled on the misery scoring the winning runs of a full-pitched attempted bouncer by Davey. For the loss of just one wicket, Triangle were beaten in little more than 4 overs.