Dikes Supermarket, Stalbridge - Indoor Six-A-Side Dorset Cricket League

Division One 2002 - Week 4 (10th January, 2003)

Weymouth B 118-4 (2 points) beat Portland A 116-2 (0 points) by 5 balls

Hostilities were resumed after the festive break with John Ryan's new model army lining up against the youthful exuberance of the Weymouth second string and their aged wicket keeping mentor. There existed some doubt as to what the make up of Ryan's regiment would be with this finally decided only minutes before the games commencement. "Gary and Jason have gone too far this time and things will be said, these things will remain private but let me say that I'll be telling them that their services will no longer be required." declared team manager Richard Stewkesbury. Ryan agreed with this action when he found difficulty in fitting six players into five places, but parity was restored when Weymouth were found to be one player short and the good Reverend Bill Gates (who had already started the post-match celebrations and had 2 pints in his person), and according to Neven was unavailable at the present time as he was picking the little guy up, duly offered his services to the young lads of the opposition.

Ryan won the toss and elected to make first use of a pitch that was undoubtedly going to turn later in the hour, opening with Jones and Davey. Jones immediately set about the bowlers, looking to dominate with a series of flamboyant drives and audacious cuts, unfortunately connecting with only one delivery in his ten ball innings and this was an edge to the wicketkeeper that he was too embarrassed to catch. The innings was ended when the great philosopher was run out and Davey soon followed driving a ball not into the ceiling this time but straight into the hands of mid-off. A captain's innings was what was required from the captain and a vice-captain's innings from his number two and Ryan and Blackman delivered the goods both men making their twenty five runs, leaving it to Trevett and Morris to face out the final two overs. Both men contributing a few singles despite the interruption of Johnny 'Jobsworth' Redlands who demanded that the net be pulled across the gallery before the final ball of the innings could be bowled, after Trevett had sent successive deliveries into the balcony area.

Drained by his efforts with the bat, Ryan chose Trevett and Morris to open the bowling. During an eventful first four overs Trevett had a perfectly good appeal turned down when Weymouth's opener was caught behind down the legside by Blackman; Jones and Davey collided going for the ball and then proceeded to stare at the stationary orb while both the batsmen were stranded in the middle of the wicket; and the crowning moment was a very dubious run out decision which was not given when the batsmen was a good yard short of the crease as the bails were removed (scorer Richard Stewkesbury declared that from his vantage point the batsman had made his ground with ease). The first wicket finally came off the last delivery of Morris' second over as a push to mid-on was thrown to Blackman by Trevett and Weymouth were 33-1.

Jones then replaced Trevett after his second over, allowing the opposition to accelerate their scoring rate and he was then replaced after just one over, after the captain was unimpressed with 21 runs being surrendered off 6 balls. Jan Davey was brought into the attack an over later as Ryan looked to turn the screw on the young Weymouth side, but sloppy fielding by Jones and the Skip on the side walls eased the pressure. Davey and Jones finally combined to good effect as "Aristotle" Jones held an easy chance off the netting to grab the second wicket of the innings. Weymouth looked rattled, but this didn't last long as Ryan once again flattered to deceive supplying a seemingly endless stream of short-pitched deliveries to Gates, who relished the opportunity to display his array of overhead, tennis-style, shots as he scored freely, but was eventually dispatched to the balcony courtesy of Trevett and Blackman combining again to run him out just short of his retirement.

With Weymouth needing over 30 runs off the last 3 overs to win, the captain replaced himself with Trevett whose last over went for 12 including yet another failed run out appeal, this time the batsman had his bat in the air as the bails fell (Stewkesbury verdict: in by a country mile), with Davey's final over also yielding 12. Six balls were left, and Ryan knew this meant he had to keep it tight, though one shot could win it for Weymouth B. Moving his field in to save the single, "Poindexter" had laid his trap, then bowled just the delivery to snare his victim. As the ball pitched just past the no-ball line, there was a glint in the captain's eye, which soon turned to a look of horror as a blur of orange sped towards him off the bat at a rate of knots. His despairing dive was not enough to stop Weymouth B winning with 5 balls to spare.