Dikes Supermarket, Stalbridge - Indoor Six-A-Side Dorset Cricket League

Division One 2002 - Week 5 (17th January, 2003)

Weymouth A 203-4 (2 points) beat Portland A 116-5 (0 points)
 Portland B 133-4 (0 points) lost to Dorchester 230-2 (2 points)

Weymouth A 203-4 beat Portland A 116-2

And so it came to pass that Portland Red Triangle 'A', under the stewardship of John Ryan, assembled (eventually) at Redlands to face the Indoor league leaders Weymouth A. With the captain's title aspirations now downgraded to a solid mid-table finish, JR bravely called wrong at the coin toss and Triangle took to the floor.

Opening the bowling was Scott Males and for a change, John Ryan, who were initially backed up by solid fielding which soon deteriated to the standard usually associated with Portland during this season's indoor games. With Jones acting as wicketkeeper in the absence of either Dave Blackman or Grant Neven, there were laughs aplenty as he managed to stop the ball with almost every part of his anatomy except for his gloved hands. Team player/manager, Richard Stewkesbury, was patrolling the leg side wall with distinction, and it was that precise area that Weymouth's opener Andy Jarvis targeted for easy runs. Jarvis gave a master class in the art of batting indoors as he effortlessly prodded the ball into the corners, as well as working the angles off the side walls and retired on 25 just a few balls into the 3rd over.

Scott Males finally made a breakthrough as he combined with the captain to dismiss the remaining opener, as Ryan held a smart catch. Bill Trevett then replaced Ryan after his 2nd over, and Scott bowled out his three allowing Stewkesbury to take over. Lehal came in to replace another retiree, joining Michael Pearce at the crease, and this pairing proceeded to take quite a fancy to Stewkesbury's gentle leg breaks as Weymouth piled on the runs. Trevett pulled off his weekly caught and bowled (after ducking under a potential catch during Stewkesbury's previous over), removing Lehal who tried to drive him for six.

The next over was to be The Duke's last, and it nearly included a run out, as Pearce prodded a ball straight to Morris and started running, the ball was tossed to the Jones, who for some reason known only to himself, slid towards the stumps, missed the ball completely obliterating everything in his path, as Hugh Lawes jogged in safely. Lawes then became Stewkesbury's first victim of the night as the big man finished his spell with fine figures of 1-57. Ryan and Trevett finished off the innings as Jarvis returned to guide Weymouth to a very reasonable 203-4.

John Ryan sent out himself with Scott, and the captain was nearly back on the balcony quicker than he expected when an appeal for a stumping was given by Jones at square up in the viewing gallery, but not by Stewkesbury standing at square leg on the shop floor. After a short debate between the two line judges, it was decided to go with the Ginger Biscuit's decision seeing as he was the appointed square leg umpire, Hugh Lawes continued his barrage of leg side deliveries and the over ended amicably. Ryan was then dismissed in the next over as he fell to a delivery that kept low off the bowling of Trevor Warren, bringing Trevett to the crease.

Scott then hit his customary cuts for singles off Lawes, and was there to see Trevett get out to a low Warren delivery and he was replaced by Morris. He lasted just 3 deliveries, hitting a fine cover drive for just a single, then perishing in the same manner as those before him when another delivery kept low and removed the bails. In came Jones, still suffering from his efforts behind the stumps, but proved stubbornly resistant to all that Weymouth could bowl at him, and was soon joined by Stewkesbury after Males was dismissed. The tailenders added a few runs with some gusto, especially Richard who clubbed Lehal into Redlands' version of cow corner, before he was run out and stayed to watch Jones protect his average as Triangle finished on 116-5.

Portland B 133-4 lost to Dorchester 230-2

Richard Stewkesbury's rag-tag band of merry men were up next, which consisted of all but 2 of the team that played the previous game. JR sat out as Jones was relieved of wicketkeeping duties by Tony Quayle who was making his debut in this season's indoor league after recovering from a hernia operation, and Mark Nott replaced Bill Trevett after the first over. The coin toss went ahead, and Stewkesbury declared that the B side should take to the field as 4-man Dorchester were batting.

Scott took the new ball and immediately was on the spot, putting Dorset's captain, Rintoul, under pressure and was rewarded with his wicket when Trevett took a fine catch at mid off before departing upstairs for square leg duties. Tony Quayle, who should by now be familiar with the rules of this version of the game, then marched to the bowler's end as he wrongly thought that the team's changed ends in the manner of the traditional outdoor version. After Quayle returned to his rightful place behind the stumps, Nott was brought into the attack immediately and repaid his faith shown in him by the skip by launching a succession of wides down the leg side to test out his uncle behind the stumps. Marc got rid of his jitters in his remaining overs and bowled a straighter line and was unlucky to end up empty handed.

Dorchester had got over the quick loss of Rintoul, as Pete Diffey and Brian Keegan had obviously paid attention during Weymouth's innings as they found scoring easy if you hit it in the corners, patrolled by the eagle-eyed duo of Jones and Stewkesbury. Keegan was lucky to still be at the crease as he spooned a dolly of a catch off a Nott straight 'un, but somehow Morris conspired to spill the ball. With his confidence high, he was given the ball to replace Mark, and due to a combination of sloppy fielding and a sudden attack of the yips, Morris was replaced after one over going for what seemed at the time an expensive 21 runs.

Someone needed to stop this runaway express train that was Dorchester's innings, as at the halfway point they were past 100 with just one of their four wickets down. Richard Stewkesbury entered the attack and Keegan soon departed as he reached his 25, bringing Sean Walbridge to the middle. After being beaten by the flight and guile of Triangle's finest (and only) leg spinner, Dorchester's captain with his aide, Diffey, then set about reaching the 200 mark.

They did this with consummate ease as first Diffey was replaced with Keegan, and then Walbridge with Diffey, as the Triangle attack of Stewkesbury and Jones were under siege as that darned orange sphere kept hurtling back at them much faster than they were bowling it. Stewkesbury finally got his reward as Quayle took a neat stumping to remove Walbridge, but it didn't improve his figures greatly as he ended with 1-61 off his 12 ball stint. Jones saw the warning signs but was unable to interpret them as he went for 33 off his 2nd over, as the four men of Dorchester notched up a very impressive 230-2.

Knowing that a quick start to the innings was needed if they were to even threaten Dorchester's score, Stewkesbury sent out Jones and Males to open proceedings. With the opposition operating without a wicketkeeper (remember this fact for later kids) 2 fielders on the back wall and one on the off side, Rintoul opened the bowling, putting Jones on the back foot from the start with a brute of a bouncer that had the big man rattled. A couple of wides later and only a single to his name, Jones passed his examination and swapped ends with Scott, who was then cleaned up first ball by Pete Diffey.

Tony Quayle came in at three and used the lack of a leg side field to good effect as he made Jones run at every opportunity. Somehow Jones reached his retirement before Quayle, and was replaced by Tony Morris who dispatched Keegan for four off his first delivery, and then was nearly run out by Quayle without facing another, as the veteran reached his 25 and moved upstairs. The captain came to the crease and looked to poke and prod the ball for runs, but then hit his customary shot for 4. His next shot was his famed late cut, hit into the corner adjacent to Diffey, calling Morris through to the danger end, Stewkes was run out at the bowler's end as Diffey took the safe option. Jones returned to the action and his first action was to hit the ball straight at Diffey, who fumbled the ball but ran Morris out after a very late call from Jones.

Quayle and Jones were back together again and in the remaining few balls, Jones reached a credible 38* with Quayle just adding a single to his retirement score, ending on 26* as Triangle limped home to 4-man Dorchester with 133-4 to their name.