Dikes Supermarket, Stalbridge - Indoor Six-A-Side Dorset Cricket League

Division One 2002 - Week 7 (31st January, 2003)

PRT A 125-3 (2 points) beat PRT B 124-3 (0 points)

And so it came to pass that Portland's two premier teams should meet at Redlands to do battle in the final week of the Dikes Supermarket, Stalbridge Six-A-Side Cricket League Division One. There was far more at stake than the paltry 2 points that were on offer, as the two captains knew only too well. The sides had been chosen just seconds in advance of the toss, in that age old playground tradition of the Captain's choosing sides, and lo Richard Stewkesbury called correctly and John Ryan's side took to the field. With five players a side, and the teams already picked, it was of course pre-ordained that one man should turn up late, and yes it was Jan Davey and it was decreed by those on high, up on the balcony, that he should spread his talent evenly and play for both sides in the role as pinch hitter. So after these distractions, the match finally got under way.

Just to clear matters up before any confusion arises "PRT A" led by their fearless commander-in-chief, John Ryan, with his able adjutants Scott Males, Mark Nott, Tony Quayle and Tony Morris; while "PRT B", a rag-tag collection of scoundrels and yahoos, were controlled by their "captain" Richard Stewkesbury, consisted of Dave Blackman, Bill Trevett, Bill Gates and Jones.

On to the game, and what a game of cricket it was, which of course is a blatant lie as the game was a low scoring affair, as everyone(well, all but one) tried their damndest not to get out to their teammates, for fear of retribution at the first nets session the following Sunday. It was PRT B in bat first and Stewkesbury sent in Gates to open with Blackman. Ryan, seeing the threat, countered with his own trump cards and opened the bowling himself, accompanied by an able deputy in Scott Males. Dave took the strike and already had his sights set on a juicy long hop from that man Ryan, and the runs were soon enough ticking over. Gates also took his fair share of runs as the partnership thrived until the reverend faltered, surrendering his highly prized scalp to JR.

Stewkesbury was next in and it was the skip who looked like a man who could do a lot of damage with a sublime forward defensive coupled with a trademark heave across the line for easy runs on the onside. Alas it was not to be the fairytale all had envisioned and the big man was on his way upstairs when he was caught of the netting by Jan Davey to end a very promising fledgling partnership. This brought Trevett to the middle and he was there to see Dave retire after a well-crafted knock, bringing forth the arrival of Jones.

Trevett made his mark immediately as he smashed a ball off Ryan that looked a sure-fire six, until Morris blocked it will his ankle causing a lot of pain for both parties. Ryan, seeing his player in such discomfort and with limited movement, tossed the ball to Morris and told him to start the first of his 3 overs. With a close field set for the big man, he didn't disappoint and helpfully pushed his initial deliveries to the obliging fielders. With Nott causing problems to both batsmen with his left-arm deliveries as he found some extra bounce in the wicket, the pair looked to Morris' overs to release the pressure and score their runs and he was fortunate to go for only 47 runs from his hobbling spell.

Jones then Trevett retired after sharing 50 runs between them in a marathon innings by indoor standards, as Jan came to the crease followed by a returning Blackman, helping PRT B to 124-3 with a final flurry of runs, and Morris got his reward as Jan was caught by John Ryan off the final ball of the innings.

The teams changed ends, so to speak, and Jan was thrust into the role of opener for PRT A by virtue of not taking his pads off in the interval between innings. He was partnered by the free-running and free-thinking Tony Quayle, but the pair were restricted by Trevett and Stewkesbury who opened the bowling for PRT B. It was Quayle who was out first caught off the wall as he tried unsuccessfully to work Stewkes down the leg side. Nephew replaced uncle as Nott was in at number 3, and found it hard going against the flight and guile of the Duke, who played with his adversary mercilessly, before releasing him from his torment as his looping shot was held by the delighted Jones at short leg, bringing Scott to the crease. It was the same at the other end, as Trevett tied Davey in knots with a line from around the wicket, though Jan managed to retire after facing a spell of Jones.

Gates was given the ball to replace Trevett and was effective immediately as he claimed the wicket of Morris who faced his one and only ball of the evening, before he relieved Ryan of scoring and umpiring duties for the rest of the game. The captain had rarely been in trickier situations than these in his illustrious career, but he dug deep and destroyed Gates with a salvo of boundaries as he blitzed his way to 20 by the end of the over. Scott managed some customary cuts for singles, and also managed a scrambled four as the captain urged him through in his dogged pursuit of the winning runs. Retirement for Poindexter followed soon after and Jan replaced him as the final over ticked round with just 15 needed for victory.

With Davey on strike, Stewkesbury gave Gates the ball knowingly, as he knew of Jan's weakness against spinners. This was soon dispelled as Jan hit 11 off the first 3 deliveries, and with the pressure mounting one man cracked. Unfortunately for PRT B it was Bill Gates who had been tossing the ball up to Jan in an attempt to lure him out of the crease, but alas he sent it way down the offside, giving up a wide and the winning 4 runs, as PRT A grabbed the 2 points and Stewkes' B-team ended the indoor season with an unenviable 100% record.