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"So OK after several pints of the lovely Blackthorn I am often persuaded to express and elaborate on the burning issues of the moment. As a man who fears nothing (even the wrath of the lovely Terri) I shall in future 'NOTES' repeat and expand on those 11 p.m. debates that have entertained and informed over the past season and in the seasons to come..."
 
Note: Neville can get carried away and write exactly what he thinks so the language used can sometimes veer to the "agricultural" end of the spectrum, you have been warned...
 

 

 

 

Christmas what is it all about?
Well, my lovely people I will tell you.

1. Trolley rage (akin to car rage but far more serious).
 A recent example witnessed by yours truly. A couple shopping at a well known retail outlet...
HE: " How the hell do you think we are going to pay for all this ****?"
SHE: "Put it on the credit card "
HE: "They are already up to the limit you stupid ***** bitch!"

At this point the male takes wallet out of his pocket, launches said wallet in the general direction of partner and storms out of outlet, red faced, smoke pouring out of his ears and subjecting anyone unfortunate to be within earshot his general opinion of his partner, Christmas and bloody effing shopping!

Why I ask myself do we as a nation seem to think that everyone must have the best, the newest, the trendiest?

The answer is that we are all suckered my the media and a need to 'one-upmanship.'
You silly little people.

2. Seasonal goodwill
Well if seasonal goodwill is being offered a drink by some tosser who's grave you wouldn't piss on if it was on fire, you can stick it where the sun don't shine!!

3. Christmas cards
Lets chop down a forest the size of Norfolk to produce cards, to send to people you haven't seen or spoken to for years

Wonderful idea!

There are many, many more examples of Christmas Madness - but hey! The only good thing about the event is that once its over done and dusted, we are nearer to nets and the start of the season for God's glorious game!

So finally-Friends and PRT C.C. colleagues HAPPY **********!
Mines a Scrumpy!

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