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"So OK after several pints of the lovely Blackthorn I am often persuaded to express and elaborate on the burning issues of the moment. As a man who fears nothing (even the wrath of the lovely Terri) I shall in future 'NOTES' repeat and expand on those 11 p.m. debates that have entertained and informed over the past season and in the seasons to come..."
 
Note: Neville can get carried away and write exactly what he thinks so the language used can sometimes veer to the "agricultural" end of the spectrum, you have been warned...
 

 

 

 

Now that preparations for the new season are well under way, yours truly felt it time to share some thoughts on the Good Old U.S.A.

How can anyone take seriously a country that not only shares the same mental stability as a junkie let loose in a chemist, but in its recent history has elected (fairly?) a B-movie actor, a peanut farmer and a failed lawyer as it's leader? I rest my case.

Fact. - the only reason an American team wins the world series is that only American (before you start and the odd Canadian) teams take part. Think on U.S.A - no one else is interested.

Fact. - the Superbowl - it may be super to you, but please read above.

Fact. - whilst defending human rights you treat the true Native Americans as second class citizens.

Fact. - you are one of the worlds biggest polluters.

Fact. - the correct spelling is colour.

There are many, many facts that identify the good old U.S.A as the bad guy and not the good as many including are very own Mr. Tony (I'm not a Tory - honest) Blair seem to think. So my friends when are we all going to F**KING WELL wake up and do something about it? I have no easy answers - but being a father - I like to thing that the human populus will see sense and do something positive for a change and create a society fit for all.

One more for the road so to speak - driving is fun and should be carried out within the laws of the land, unlike the turbo nutter bastard encountered by myself and 3 fellow members of the mighty PRT C.C. whilst returning from nets this week.

To that wonderful gentlemen I address the following "BIG CAR - SMALL DICK!"

Well, comrades, readers and fellow cricketeers, its short but sweet just like me.

PEACE!

Stumps

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