Mr. Popular, Mr. Modest, Mr. Bitter, Browner, Browny Brown, Si, The Wand, George Michael, Boot-Polish Browne, Murphy Browne

Good all-rounder, could bat anywhere in the order. On his day, a good opening bowler. A better cricketer than a footballer.

Left footed defender former stalwart of Weymouth FC (released before he was due a testimonial, though he's not bitter), now plying his trade for Salisbury who are ironically now in the same division as the Terras. Doesn't have the best record at the penalty spot, even though he's the appointed taker. Reduced to practising penalties at Westfield Special Needs School in an attempt to regain his confidence from 12 yards. Hates Stewkesbury and Quayle. Easily broken mentally. Constant need to reaffirm his masculinity by growing facial hair at any given opportunity. Plays down rumours he's a user of Just For Men: Beards & Sideburns treatment, to supplement his natural colour. Moved along with John Ryan and Ben Doidge to Weymouth in 2007, though was strangely unable to break through into their 1st XI.