David Clifford
Position RHB Tail Ender, Right Arm Medium
Age
Birthplace Lewisham, London (Birthplace of Spike Milligan)
Aliases Harry Webb, Cliffy, Dangerous Dave
Height 6' 0"
Weight 200lbs.
Favourite Food: Kebabs, Curry, anything hot 'n' spicy
Name yer Poison Light Ales, Mild, Bitter
Stewkes' Pen Picture

Tidy medium pace bowler and surprisingly effective with the bat when called upon. Needs to conquer fear of Dicko to become a truly effective change bowler.

Other Information

Joined Triangle in the heady summer of 2003 from Farnborough village with wife and two sons in tow. Became first player to be recruited/seduced by the website as opposed to meeting either Graham or Stumpy in the pub. Proud owner of an Alfa Romeo and keen ebay auction watcher. Player/manager of yet to be successful Sunday League football team Golden Lion FC.

Quote:

"I'll bowl the other end to where Dicko's umpiring", "You're the greatest Dicko", "Have you batted yet Jon?"