A third of a Merv
(with reference to Merv Sharpe Weymouth's premier cross channel swimmer, currently standing at 7 crossings).

Bunter's cakes, Chinese (the food not the people), Bacon in all its linguistic variants, also various sweets and savouries.

A true legend in his own lunch hour, a drinker and gastronaut supreme. On his day he can be a cricketer of sorts, possessing a very stylish side-on bowling action. Will never be satisfied with his son's performances on and off the field. Born to be chairman of a cricket club.

Chairman of Triangle from 2003-2006 after picking up the baton retired by outgoing grandfather Rusty Davey. Now settled in role as Club's Social Secretary.

Returned to the full version of the game after having devoted the last few years to the faster paced precursor to Twenty20 cricket - SevenUp. A format created by himself - 7 overs a side, no pads and included a scrum after 3 overs with liberal beer and snack breaks. Unfortunately he found the name infringed on a number of copyrights and no one else wanted to play it.

Follower in the slog-sweep™ tradition and hoping to pass on some of his wisdom and wit to the young players of the Richard 'miaow' Stewkesbury evening league second eleven. Excellent shower and urinal cleaner (available for hire) but his cleaning prowess is best illustrated when faced with a half eaten tea. A fowl fancier in that he holds a flame for Texas country rebels the Dixie Chicks though he claims only because he bears more than a passing resemblance to the lead singer.

"More Cake Bunter!", "'BUNTER!", "Hello Mr Pastry", "Boy! What have you done, boy?", "I'll give you cake Bunter if you tell me what the other boys have been up to."