Dodge, Dodger, Chick Boy, Chicky B, Gay Icon, Pimply Youth, Dog, D-Man, Pappa D, Ashley's Son

Budweiser, Cranberry Bacardi Breezer, JD & Coke, Vodka & Red Bull, Meths or virtually any other alcohol-based beverage

Can bat, can bowl, can't drink. Able deputy wicketkeeper. Already a fine no. 3-4 batsman, but will never be as good as his Dad. If he works hard and learns to concentrate, he could be the half the man his father was. Susceptible to the slower ball.

Likes the musical stylings of Slipknot and Korn. He will forever live in the shadow of his more successful father, Ashley. Has his own fan club. Avid golfer, claims to have shot an eagle on the mammoth par 4, 9th hole at Chudley Golf Course. Picture the scene - 480 yards to the pin, he hit the green from the tee (he did use a driver, and the fairway was on a steep downhill slope) and then putted in for his 2.

Fiery temper led to him being ejected from Malibu Nightclub for brawling, also asked to leave the premises of Weymouth's premier gentleman's club, Goldfingers, after being unable to keep his hands to himself. Was involved in the Budmouth Burning Mattress scandal. Close personal friend of former Weymouth and future England footballing star, Carl Mutch. Likes to invest in only the best personal accessories and is prepared to pay top dollar for them.

Involved in the whole Liam-Haven gay love triangle much to the delight of the regulars in the George Inn. When drunk has been known to cause wanton acts of violence, including the destruction of his bedroom appliances when looking for his wallet.

Thrown out of Portland United Reserves after fighting over the love of a fair maiden with established player Stuart Heath. Stole the headlines for Weymouth reserves by being sacked by coach Dave Kitely for stamping on an opponent and receiving a red card for his troubles after only being on the pitch for 10 minutes (full story here). Incidentally the match ended 4-3 to the Terras. Forced into semi-retirement after suffering physical and mental burn-out, but was coaxed out of his malaise to captain Chikcerell Reserves. Now warms the bench for Weymouth Sports.

Has spent a night in the cells for "accidentally" spitting on a policeman and mistaking a cash machine for a public convenience. Fulfilled a lifelong dream by opening the batting with his dad, Ashley (he was a good cricketer), against Erith and outscoring him as well, though he once again fell short of his maiden century. Finally made his first hundred for the Saturday 2nd XI against the seven men of Boscombe Celtonians. Followed Simon Browne and John Ryan in the mini-exodus to local rivals Weymouth in 2007, though unlike his senior defectors, managed to break into their 1st XI.

"Chicken is mustard and mustard is yellow.", "I'm gonna mentally rape them.", "Yes Sir, Melvyn Sir!", "Watch out, the D-Man's in town!", "Sorry [Dave [Blackman], I only see you as a friend", "Come on you Dragons!", "Here comes Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dumber", "Here comes Tweedle 'effing Dee!", "It's better to burn out than fade away"