Potentially a devastating middle/lower order batsman, hits the ball hard, but tries to hit everything. Can be a good bowler on his day, good in the field.

Keen rugby player and amateur dramatist. Has ambitions to play King Lear, but will settle for the lead in the King and I. Feels he was unfairly targeted by the All Saints rugby team, under the guidance of Conrad, and ended up with his arm in a sling. Made an enemy of Quayle by giving him out lbw against Beaminster.