Lager, bitter, anything hops-based. A big fan of the new low alcohol Carling C2

Uncompromising stroke maker and effective innings-builder. Has unfair advantage from the man upstairs. Useful mixed-bag bowler and enthusiastic fielder.

Methodist minister with a chip on his shoulder. Won the hearts and respect of the regulars of PRT 2nd XI by running out ex-captain Richard Stewkesbury, for a platinum duck. His match winning 77 and hundred partnership with Gordon McCombe against Abbotsbury, provided stand-in and future skipper, Neven, with his maiden victory in 2001. Looking forward to being led by the inspirational Neven in 2002, as well as forming a devastating opening partnership with Baxter. Highly recommends www.quickedivorce.co.uk. Keen captain of perennial strugglers Weymouth Rugby Club's 2nd XI, taking on captaincy and kicking duties with varied success. Departed Triangle at the end of the 2005 season to pursue a career in the Marines. Now stationed in Afghanistan battling the Taliban.

"No, I don't own Microsoft", "You may have got the wickets Skins, but who won us the game?", "Bowlers don't win matches, my runs do", "Is that all you've got Randell? I thought you were supposed to be fast!", "Alright mucker?"