Glen Kelman
Position RHB Lower-Middle Order Sticker or Opening Sticker, Right Arm Fast Medium Away Swing
Age 35
Birthplace Dorset
Aliases

BFG, Jean, Glenny, Johnny-Come-Lately, Saint Simon, The Fugitive

Height 6'7"
Weight 140lbs.
Favourite Food: Shish Kebab
Name yer Poison Orange Juice
Stewkes' Pen Picture

A very useful addition to the club, whole-hearted player who won't let the team down in the effort stakes, and on his day a top class wicket taker. Useful bat who is difficult to dislodge, and fine fielder with a safe pair of hands.

Other Information

Firebrand and always gives 100%. Has played for various clubs in the region, including the ill-fated SM Tech Spartans, and is joint owner of Sunday League title hopefuls Speedliners. Hopes to have found his home on the Island and looking forward to a long and successful career. Collects Fabergé eggs and a firm believer in spontanious combustion, he's seen people go up in smoke in arctic conditions, and nothing around them was touched, not even a newspaper, not a scorch. Possibly made his last of many fleeting appearances for Triangle after rumours abounded that he was on the run from the 'Old Bill', though his form in 2003 may prove to be the main reason for future non-selection. Triumphant return in 2007 as primarily a batsman who could bowl or bit, or on his day, a bowler who can bat a bit.

Quote: "Yarrrrrrrrghhhsss" (on taking a wicket) "Huh huh, Huh huh"