Captured from obscurity to fit into the tricky lower middle order/second change all-rounder's slot. Works for the Land Registry and played for the Civil Service evening league side, now with the newly-formed Giant Pot. Appearances restricted due to attending numerous weddings. Moved down to the seconds to regain his love for the game. Famed for his ability to drop easy catches. Got confused when travelling to Child Okeford, after mishearing the directions "head for Blandford", and went in the opposite direction towards Bridport.