| Birthplace: |
Weymouth |
| Age: |
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| Batting Style: |
Right-hand bat |
| Bowling Style |
Right arm medium |
| Fielding Position |
Point |
| Aliases: |
Moriarty, Maurice, Norris, Calypso, St. Moritz, Twizzle, Torchy the
Battery Boy |
| Height/Weight: |
5'10" / 165lbs |
| Favourite Food: |
Foreign foods including Indian, Chinese, Ethiopian and
Italian |
| Favourite Tipple: |
Ringwood Best or 49er |
| Stewkes' Pen Picture: |
Good to see he is finally moving his
feet when batting. Handy swing bowler. Accomplished fielder.
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| Profile: |
Computer Wizard, criminal mastermind. Founding creator of award winning
(yet to be awarded) PRT website. Now has to live a Salman Rushdie-like
existence after the Doom Merchant's issued a Fatwah against him. Almost
weaned off lager-based brews and onto real ales by Stewkesbury,
but is still tempted by their chemical aftertaste. Fan of George
Foreman's Lean, Mean, Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. Club Treasurer,
constantly left in the dark on all major committee decisions unless a
cheque needs to be cut. |
| Memorable Quotes: |
"Shut up Doidge", "What's that noise?", "You'll never be as good as your
dad Doidge" |