Portland Red Triangle CC

Founded 1922

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Tony Morris Tony Morris
Full Name: Antony James Morris
Birthplace: Weymouth
Batting Style: Right-hand bat
Bowling Style Right arm slow
Fielding Position Point
Aliases: Moriarty, Maurice, Norris, Calypso, St. Moritz, Twizzle, Torchy the Battery Boy
Height/Weight: 5'10" / 165lbs
Favourite Food: A range of cuisines including Indian, Chinese, Ethiopian and Italian
Favourite Tipple: Ringwood Best or 49er
Stewkes' Pen Picture: Good to see he is finally moving his feet when batting. Handy swing bowler. Accomplished fielder.
Profile: Computer Wizard, criminal mastermind. Founding creator of award winning (yet to be awarded) PRT website. Now has to live a Salman Rushdie-like existence after the Doom Merchant's issued a Fatwah against him. Almost weaned off lager-based brews and onto real ales by Stewkesbury, but is still tempted by their chemical aftertaste. Fan of George Foreman's Lean, Mean, Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. Club Treasurer, constantly left in the dark on all major committee decisions unless a cheque needs to be cut.
Memorable Quotes: "Shut up Doidge", "What's that noise?", "You'll never be as good as your dad Doidge"