Portland Red Triangle CC

Founded 1922

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Chris Theakstone Chris Theakstone
Full Name: Christopher James Anderson Theakstone
Birthplace: Portland
Batting Style: Right-hand bat
Bowling Style Right arm slow
Fielding Position Wicket Keeper
Aliases: Theako, Stig of the Dump
Height/Weight: 5' 11" / 200lbs
Favourite Food: Pick 'N' Mix
Favourite Tipple: Lager and lime
Stewkes' Pen Picture: Destructive pinch-hitter in the middle order, should be kept away from the top of the order as this causes him to think about his batting. Tidy keeper, frustrated spin bowler.
Profile: Aspiring go-getter in the sports/leisure industry, but is open to other offers. Was on the books of Dorchester Town as a reserve keeper. Off to spread the good word on a missionary expedition to Australia in 2017.
Memorable Quotes: "I don't know how I got out there", "I told Steve Parish he should definitely sign Benteke", recalling a meeting with John Bishop: "I wondered why he didn't respond to me calling him Micky all night"