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Peter Tombs |
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| Birthplace: | Somewhere near London, possibly |
| Age: | 41 |
| Batting Style: | Right-hand bat |
| Bowling Style | Right arm slow |
| Fielding Position | First slip |
| Aliases: | Deadman, Ballast, Tombstone |
| Height/Weight: | 5'9" / 300lbs |
| Favourite Food: | Mrs Stewkesbury's famous pork pie |
| Favourite Tipple: | Abbot Ale |
| Stewkes' Pen Picture: | Solid if unspectacular middle order batsman, who has shown he is capable of getting 50's when he comes to terms with Dorset wickets. Useful 4th to 5th change bowler. |
| Profile: |
Moved to South Dorset after plying his trade in Sussex. Right hand man to Rupert on the groundstaff, and sees himself as Tom Cole's superior on the pitch crew. Keen smoker, drinker and all round gourmand. Famed for his impressions of Sid James and Charles Hawtrey. Digger driver extroadinaire. Has worked previously for such dignitaries as the Quatari ambassador and Nick Faldo. Proud to have been witness to Faldo writing off his Mercedes by driving into his tractor. Devoted supporter of West Ham United and suffers watching Weymouth FC. Not a fan of James Coutts. Original captain of PRT Pirates veteran's touring side, his potential was spotted by the Triangle selection committee and now leads the Saturday 2nd XI. |
| Memorable Quotes: | "Yuk, yuk, yuk", "Ooh, hello", "Ahoy shipmate", "Yaargh!" |
